Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Vibrating Oro Stimulator Review

A premier Toy Review Site just reviewed one of our most popular items. Here's what they had to say about us:

www.CheriesCloset.com, Item #SE1006-00, $20



There is nothing better than great oral sex. The problem is that there are not always partners around when you need it most. California Exotic Novelties has a product that has been satisfying men for more than 5 years. It is a pliable latex sleeve designed to fit most sized penises and uses the principals of Swedish massage to bring you first to an erection, and then to a climax. This is all done by the use of stroking actions combined with the benefits of user controllable vibration.

This male masturbator is available from www.CheriesCloset.com and is ready to go whenever you want a blow job. The Vibrating Oro Simulator does the job, and is easy to use. Because of the pliable latex lips on the vibrating stroker tube, you get good contact and suction with every stroke. You do need to use a reliable long-lasting lubricant such as Wet Original. It is a water based lube that is supplied. It will not harm the latex of the device.

Simply insert two fresh AA batteries, lube up, slip your dick inside, and flip on the remote control switch to the intensity that feels best. It may not make all your adult fantasies come true, but it certainly will make you erect and build your excitement to a climax you can manage and repeat at will.

Nothing I have tried can duplicate the ultimate pleasure of oral sex, but this baby is a start. The Oro is a vibrating sensation that will massage and stimulate you with simulation of oral pleasure. The stroker portion is 5 1/2 inches in length with an additional inch of tightly fitted latex lips that grab and hold your penis to make it feel like it is being sucked dry.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Steak and Blow Job Day or How To Cook a Steak 101

In case you haven't heard, it's nearly Steak and Blow Job Day! Men spend ♥ Valentines Day ♥ acting totally out of character, turning themselves into their partner's fantasy. One month later on March 14th, it's time to repay the favor!

We've previously covered How To give a Blow Job 101. Here's How To Cook a Steak 101.
the day before or in the morning 8-24 hours before you want to cook the steak, you need to prepare it. Unwrap the meat and beat it into submission with a spiked mallet. You really want to work it over good for it to be tender and have the juices erupt in your mouth later.

Next, grab some of this magic dust created by the Spade L Ranch and sprinkle evenly all over the meat. Be sure to get all sides moderately covered. Firmly massage the coated meat until the seasoning is worked fully into the meat.


Now that the meat has been beaten, and massaged, cover and let rest until you're ready to cook it. Once you're ready to get the meat hot and juicy, turn on the grill to high. As soon as the grill is smoking hot, lay the meat on the grill and turn down the heat to medium. Let cook for 10 minutes then flip and let cook for 7 minutes. Do not press down or the juices will escape early! As soon as the time is up, remove the meat from the heat, place on a plate and cover with foil. Let it rest for 2-5 minutes before serving. (Consider serving pineapple juice with it)